I'm launching my own CPU, and you should too.

Let’s cut the fluff.

This isn’t just a CPU.
It’s a core tsunami, a compiler whisperer, a dev god’s fever dream cast into silicon.

Introducing the FluxArch f5-SuperAI 89950XX, running on the all-new LGA8484 socket. This thing doesn’t just run code. It studies it. It remixes it. It corrects you before you make mistakes.

And it does it all at 200 watts flat.

🔥 595 CORES. YES, REALLY.

Every core in the 89950XX isn’t just a performance thread—it’s a dedicated agent in a decentralized silicon swarm.

  • 64 TensorWarp™ units for native AI model training.

  • 120 IOPsych™ lanes for input/output prediction and self-routing.

  • 411 Coding Maestro Gitcores™, each one trained on 14 million commits and optimized for live git merge conflict resolution, pull request summarization, and... get this—emotionally aware code reviews.

If you've ever pushed bad code on a Friday, the 89950XX knows. And it judges you softly.

🧠 What Are Gitcores™?

Imagine a CPU core that:

  • Understands Git CLI fluently (yes, it can rebase -i for you).

  • Predicts your function’s next 3 lines based on your repo’s style.

  • Auto-docs code while you write it, with comments so poetic they deserve citations.

  • Prevents merge conflicts before you make them.
    (Yes, it reorders commits dynamically across time zones.)

And all of this? On hardware.

🧰 Why LGA8484?

Because LGA1700 is for peasants and LGA4094 is a spreadsheet joke.

LGA8484 gives you:

  • 1000 Gbps pin bandwidth for inter-core communication.

  • Native support for FluxOS integration across node layers.

  • Built-in memory compression at the socket level. (It makes DDR6 look like wet paper.)

It also glows blue when compiling Rust, and red when debugging JavaScript.
(Multicolor glow ring for C++ segfaults included.)

🛰️ Powered by FluxOS (Naturally)

Of course, this beast runs best on FluxOS.

Because a CPU this smart deserves:

  • A decentralized backbone.

  • Direct containerized job assignments per core.

  • Self-healing GPU proxy layers for offloaded ML models.

  • Git-integrated orchestration with zero latency devops routing.

You don’t deploy apps anymore—you collaborate with your CPU. And it commits back.

💵 And the Price?

$899.50 in beta batches.
Yeah, you read that right. It's almost illegal how much performance you get for the cost of a mid-range GPU and a burrito.

We’re calling it the "Open Silicon Rebellion." You should too.

🤖 Final Thoughts

The FluxArch f5-SuperAI 89950XX isn’t for everyone. It’s for:

  • People who push to main without fear.

  • Builders who think Vim isn’t fast enough.

  • Devs who want their CPU to code alongside them—not just execute instructions.

595 cores.
200 watts.
One Git-aware, AI-supercharged future.

Welcome to the FluxVerse.

—
Alex John Baptiste
Hardware dreamer. Code whisperer. Forever avoiding

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