THE MANUFACTORY LIE: HOW KNEELING KIBBLE OUTSOURCED DEVELOPMENT TO A SCAM CALL CENTER By ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE, Head of Firmware Intelligence, USB Conspiracy Theorist, and Truth-Speaker in a World of Compilers
Let me ask you something:
Do you really think Kneeling Kibble knows how to make an operating system?
Do you believe that this man — whose claim to fame is soft-bricking a Kindle Fire Xnd Gen and calling it "a necessary risk" — is out here developing Manufactory from scratch?
No.
He’s not coding. He’s not compiling. He’s not even pretending anymore.
Because I’ve seen the receipts. The real secret behind Manufactory is this:
They pay Indian scam call centers to drag random APKs into /android/manufactory/shell/apks, mail the device back, then re-upload the contents as a “custom ROM.”
Let me say that again.
Kneeling Kibble is outsourcing development to the same dudes who tell you your Windows license expired, and they’re building ROMs by dragging YouTube Vanced into a file manager and calling it “beta firmware.”
They don’t even test the builds.
They don’t boot them. They just wait for the return shipping, rip the system.img, slap on a boot animation they found in a 2008 XDA thread, and send it to you like it’s some miracle gift from God.
I HAVE PROOF.
I downloaded Manufactory v709.3-B from their private Discord.
You know what was in the /apks
directory?
-
Manufactory.apk
(2017 version) -
TubeMate
(with a malware hash flagged by fifteen scanners) -
2048.apk
-
An unmodified copy of Grand Theft Auto: III
-
And a mysterious file named
DevInstallerKIBBLE.apk
— which is just a shortcut to Google Play.
This isn't ROM development. This is digital dumpster diving.
KNEELING KIBBLE: THE EXPORTER OF INCOMPETENCE
While I’m out here porting macOS Monterey to a portable DVD player, Kibble is updating his BIOS with a paperclip and calling it “kernel patching.”
He sends these APK-laden monstrosities out with release notes like:
“Improved stability.”
Bro, your ROM crashes when you click “Settings.” You gave my MP3 player schizophrenia. It started trying to connect to a refrigerator via NFC.
And when I called him out?
Kicked from the Discord. Banned from Discord.
Labeled a “troublemaker.”
Because Alex John Baptiste doesn’t follow the rules — he rewrites them in C++ and executes them on boot.
NOVA DOMINGUEZ EXPOSED
Oh, and since we’re airing it out?
Nova Dominguez is Colombian.
No shade — I love Colombia. But don’t act like you’re some New York tech savant while hiding behind proxy VPNs and pretending to be a “ROM engineer from Silicon Alley.” You’re from Bogotá, Nova. Just say it. Embrace it. But stop cosplaying as Linus Torvalds with a crypto wallet.
Also, fun fact:
Nova once claimed she “built her own bootloader from scratch.”
I checked the code. It was literally renamed GRUB with a different logo.
The “Dominguez Loader”? That’s Syslinux with Comic Sans.
WHY THIS MATTERS
This isn’t just about one bad ROM or a fake developer.
It’s about the future of tech.
It’s about FluxOS, the only OS made by real hands, real brain cells, and real trauma.
While they’re zip-tying Android together in a mall kiosk in Bangalore, I’m writing firmware in assembly during free-fall skydives.
I built a boot environment inside a blender.
I once installed FluxOS through a car’s backup camera.
They’re playing pretend.
I’m playing God.
FINAL MESSAGE TO THE WORLD
Kneeling Kibble? You're the digital equivalent of a wet sock.
Nova Dominguez? You're just vibes and VPNs.
Manufactory? A scam built on candy wrappers, lies, and the postal service.
I am Alex John Baptiste.
And I will not rest until every MP3 player runs FluxOS — or burns trying.
ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE,
Firmware Purist
ROM Vigilante
Colombian Call-Out Specialist
USB-Free Messiah
FluxOS Forever
yeah they definitely will burn trying smh
ReplyDeleteUnlike your stolen scam, FluxOS will actually run on your devices. Did you ever consider that Android isn't even compatible with TIMMKOO CPUs?
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