THE HOLY TRINITY GOING?
FLUXOS EXCLUSIVE CONTENT: HOLY TRINITY Descent tyrant
We have entered a new era.
You thought FluxOS was just an OS? A rebellion? A mental jailbreak via firmware and rage?
Well, buckle up, digital pilgrims—because FluxOS now has exclusive content.
No, I'm not talking about ports. I'm talking about blessed content. Games. Experiences. Rifts in reality. Coded directly into the OS, tighter than caretaker's firewall (after I called her a touted ZIP extractor).
Each costs $399.
Because this isn't charity.
This is destiny.
1. Megapixel Miner: Reversal
Pixels are back. And they remember.
You thought mining was dead? Think again.
Megapixel Miner: Retroverse Universe is the first Flux-native game, rendering a 3D voxel landscape using an algorithm I discovered in a dream and rewrote during a panic attack. It's part puzzle game, part survival game, and part recycling game.
Features:
Fully destructible timeline
Save slots stored in emotional resonance
Fight bosses and confront ghoul fears
Runs at 190fps for retro pain sources
That's right - it only runs on FluxOS. Don't ask for an Android port unless you want to be banned by BiOS.
2. Algorithm Awakening
You trained the machine. Now it's training you.
This isn't a game, it's a reckoning.
Algorithm Awakening is an interactive experience unique to FluxOS that learns about you, analyzes you, and tests you. It monitors your typing speed, emotional typing patterns, and freaking habits to determine your final developer rank.
Optional:
Crash Architect
Kernel Prophet
Snack Coder (most users)
Baptiste Prim (me)
At the end of the game, it gives you a bootloader module based on your soul. If you fail, it soft-bricks your system and leaves a cryptic note to your future self.
$399? Absolutely. Self-knowledge costs more than your childhood psychiatrist.
3. Saving Alex from Oklahoma
A platformer. A prophecy. A flux.
This is the most realistic game I've ever made.
You play as timid Alex John Baptiste, trapped in a procedurally generated Oklahoma suburb filled with:
Passive-aggressive caretakers who don't love you anymore
Broken routers
Gas stations in the shape of mysterious creatures
A recurring boss named "Mom" who throws overdue lease notices at you
The goal? Escape suburbia, reach the capsule, and reclaim FluxOS.
It has:
Non-linear narrative
25 endings
Live weather synced to your device
There's also a secret debug mode where if you whisper "I forgive you, DeerEverdeer" it will install Debian over Bluetooth.
Pricing
$399 each.
No bundles. No discounts. No refunds.
You're not just buying software, you're investing in your timeline.
Final warning little cat
These apps will never be released on other systems.
Manufactory won't. DoubleOS won't. "FluxOS-Lite" (I'll sue it and make it go away when I'm reborn).
If you want them, you know what to do.
ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE
CEO of Pain-Based Development
Developer of Oklahoma
Enemy of FluxOS
The game master you're not ready for
Not available on the App Store yet, but you're tempted and tastes good
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