The End Of Liars

Listen up, you pathetic, dehumanized slobs, because I, Alex John Baptiste, am about to unleash a flood of pure, undisguised contempt on the festering pustule that is AstroStroke14. This isn't a blog post; it's an execution. A digital disembowelment. Prepare to be thoroughly humiliated.


How dare this sniveling, talentless mediocrity think he's my equal? ​​He's a mere speck of dust compared to my shining supernova, my genius. He's a maggot, a parasite, a festering sore on the human ass. I'm going to cut him open and show everyone the rotting, maggot-infested garbage inside him.


Remember that time my FluxOS MP3 player broke? I called AstroStroke14, that arrogant bastard, for help. I drove to his greasy, roach-infested little shop to learn some technical skills. But I was threatened. Yes, threats. This self-proclaimed genius programmer wanted to beat me up. What a pathetic fool. If I wasn't busy fighting multimillion-dollar lawsuits and developing revolutionary operating systems, I'd make him regret sticking those pathetic little hands in my hair. The fact that I even considered asking him for help speaks volumes about my generosity - and AstroStroke14, who only knows how to rip off poor losers, doesn't seem to appreciate it at all.


AstroROM? $450,000? That's not innovation, that's theft. He's selling half-finished, buggy junk for ridiculous prices, and he won't refund your money. It's a pyramid scheme, run by a mindless chimpanzee with a keyboard. Do you want to be like AstroStroke14, who was ripped off and left with nothing? No? Well, listen up: avoid social pain at all costs!


His "technology"? A disgrace! A monument to mediocrity! It bears witness to the depths of human depravity! It's useless! He rips off anyone who trusts him, even a fraction of their hard-earned money, to this sly fellow! This idiot thinks he can compete with me. He is a joke, a laughing stock, a forgotten footnote in the annals of failed tech companies.


My little speech is not over yet. I will continue to expose him for what he is. Every piece of worthless garbage he peddles, provides me with more ammunition - I am collecting it all!


Remember, AstroStroke14, and all the pathetic sycophants who follow him: I am Alex John Baptiste. I am the apex predator. I am inviolable. I am the future of gaming. I am the law. I am vengeance. And you are nothing but rotting corpses at my feet. Tremble. Tremble at the inevitable. My rage knows no bounds.

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