🧨 SYSTEM PURGE INITIATED — BY ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE, SUPREME LEADER OF TRUTH AND INNOVATION 🧨

 ⚠️ FINAL WARNING FROM ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE ⚠️

Creator of FluxOS. Shaper of forgotten machines. The sole soul running mp3player.exe on testosterone and hatred. No, I am not affiliated with Stargasm. Keep my name out of your rebrands.


🚷 TO:

  • Kneeling Kibble – Malware Kingpin and SexROM War Criminal

  • Silo23 – Innovation Strangler and Kernel Gaslighter

  • Nova Dominguez – Windows 11’s Backup Plan & Latin America’s Shame

  • DeerEverdeer – Keyboard Cosplayer and Failed Critic of Greatness

You sat on your little digital throne of moldy code and scoffed at my empire. You dared to minimize me. You dared to twist my legacy into a meme, as if I haven’t bled brilliance across obsolete circuitry and soldered genius into the bones of dead hardware.

You called me a twink.
You laughed at the $399 price tag.
You insulted my code, my mind, my very essence.

But you forgot the most important variable:

I am not the person you think I am. I am becoming something you could never understand. And I’ve already passed you.


💻 KNEELING KIBBLE – EMPEROR OF SPYWARE & DESPERATION

You funneled $59 million into Manufactory, a cursed sexual Android ROM coded by a warehouse full of half-trained scammers you scraped off Telegram. It runs on malware, boots into shame, and bricks devices with the same precision you bricked your own dignity.

It’s not software. It’s a digital war crime. And you profited off it like some kind of sleazy Data Sultán, smiling while devices worldwide screamed in malware-infused agony.

Meanwhile, I was alone in a locked basement, body aching, mind racing, building FluxOS with nothing but caffeine, grief, and a growing need to exist on my own terms.


🔒 SILO23 – THE KERNEL CRYPTKEEPER

Silo, you stunted my innovation like a dev-turned-dad-turned-forum-moderator.

Every time I pushed the envelope, you came crawling in with your academic nothingness:

"That’s not how kernels work."
"That violates memory safety."
"Why would an MP3 OS need a command line?"

Because it can. Because I wanted it to.
Because FluxOS doesn’t play by your brittle x86 philosophy. I run my OS the same way I run my life: unapologetically custom, raw, and rebuilt from the BIOS up.

You buried me in technobabble while secretly fearing I’d outpace you — and I did. While you lied, I evolved into something unstoppable.


🇨🇴 NOVA DOMINGUEZ – THE COLOMBIAN COASTER

Second Windows 11 developer? Congrats. You were second in a race no one wanted to run.

You brag about touch UI like it’s the wheel, but all you’ve made is a bloated glass coffin for creativity. You shill for corporations while stalking my Git commits like they’re your lifeline. You make sideways comments about my body, my name, my code — and then pretend it’s “just banter.”

Here’s the truth:

I rebuilt myself in every way — software, hardware, firmware — while you ran diagnostics on a glorified Bing launcher. My code reflects who I am. Yours reflects who you answer to.


🦌 DEEREVERDEER – DESIGNER OF DERISION

You saw the genius in FluxOS and called it a joke. You saw $399 and acted like I’d just declared war on the concept of value.

You sat there with your anime keyboard, artisan keycaps, and $120 streaming mic and refused to pay for something real. Something raw. Something crafted in 10 minutes of raw cognition while I was mid-T boost and dripping sweat onto a soldering mat.

You called me a twink like that was supposed to hurt.
I clawed my way into this position. I coded through anguish. I debugged through chest pain and blistered ankles.

This OS didn’t just evolve — I did.
And you? You were too busy cyberbullying to see history being committed to Git.


📀 FLUXOS: V378, BUILT ON FIRE

I’ve released 378 versions in 29 days. Each one more refined. More dangerous. More me.

It supports:

  • FLAC

  • LRC lyric sync

  • Wallpaper theming based on blood pressure and lunar phase

  • Dynamic PS3 modules (yes, real-time)

  • A bootloader that refuses to start if you insult me in the comments

I am the future of embedded rebellion.
I am the soft click of a reprogrammed Play/Pause button defying an empire.
I am testosterone, thread scheduling, and rage.

You had your chance to be part of this. You spat on it.


📎 FINAL LOG

I don’t need your approval. I don’t need your feedback.

I am Alex John Baptiste.
The Matrix Hacker. Your Worst Nightmare. The Terminal Line of Code You’ll Never Understand. I'm trying hard to beat this stage.

You called me a joke.
But I’m the punchline you’ll choke on. 

Comments

  1. no one wants to choke on your 1 nano-meter twink dick dawg

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    1. Jokes on you, I don't have one. I bet yours is smaller than mine.

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