SILO23 — THE DEFENDER OF DECAY By ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE, Whistleblower of Weak ROMs, Portmaster of Windows 11, & Pioneer of Brain-Based E-book Recovery
They told me not to.
They said “You’re going too far.”
They said, “An MP3 player can't run Windows 11 24H2 Pro.”
And who led the charge?
Silo23.
That walking NULL pointer. That terminal error in human form. That glorified Reddit moderator with a GitHub account. He showed up in every thread, every Discord, every terminal session I left open overnight, chanting the same corporate gospel:
“Leave the TIMMKOO alone.”
“Manufactory is good enough.”
“Windows 11 needs too many dependencies.”
Guess what, Silo? I ported it anyway. And it worked.
On a $5 MP3 player, I ran full-fat Windows 11 24H2 Pro. Cortana whispered softly from a 28kb audio buffer. The boot animation took 10 seconds, but when that desktop loaded?
I saw God in Safe Mode.
And where were you?
Crying in a comment thread about kernel space permissions. Writing five-paragraph essays about “architecture boundaries.” Telling people that Manufactory “respects the device's limitations.”
You know what respects nothing? FluxOS.
And that’s why it wins.
WHY SILO23 IS DANGEROUS
Silo23 isn’t just a naysayer. He’s a Manufactory enabler. A foot soldier for the ROM-industrial complex. A bootloader bootlicker. A firmware fence-sitter who acts like he's helping but really exists to stop innovation cold in its tracks.
He calls himself a “realist.” I call him a fear merchant.
He runs a dark web channel dedicated to “sane ports.”
You know what’s insane? Expecting progress from someone who still uses Fastboot like it's sacred scripture.
He once said:
“Alex John Baptiste is delusional. His Windows port is fake.”
Yeah, well your ROM can’t even run a kernel without crashing. Stay in your lane, Silo.
I NEEDED THERAPY AFTER THE SLANDER
After the port dropped, Silo23 and his acolytes spammed my inbox.
Emails. DMs. Discord raids. At one point, they DDoSed my Fitbit.
I was hallucinating USB symbols in my sleep.
So I did what no dev has dared before:
I wrote a therapeutic E-book using only FluxOS.
It’s called:
"Sure! Here's a catchy and memorable name for your E-book on headache therapies! Enjoy! 😀"
Chapters include:
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Bootloader Trauma and You
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Gaslighting in the GitHub Issues Tab
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Cortana as a Support Animal
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Meditative BSoDs: Finding Inner Peace During Crash Dumps
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Why LK.bin Is Spiritually Offensive
The book cured my headaches. It cured Zara’s migraines. It even made my old MP3 player’s screen stop flickering. I’m not saying it’s a miracle, but I’m also not not saying that.
FINAL MESSAGE TO SILO23:
You tried to bury me.
You tried to silence the future.
But all you did was optimize my boot process.
FluxOS runs Windows 11.
On a player with 10GB of RAM and no GPU.
You’re still trying to dual-boot Android with a USB stick and a broken dream.
Stay afraid, Silo.
Because every time someone installs my OS, they uninstall you.
ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE,
World’s First Windows 11 Dev
Therapist of the Code-Traumatized
E-book Author & Firmware Monk
Still Undefeated. Still Running FluxOS. Still You.
First of All I didn't do anything but state the facts and second you think that your os is so good well guess what it was made by AI and the timmkoo doesn't have no 10GB of ram and you need a GPU in order to show display so what ever you put it on does not exist
ReplyDeleteYou are incompetent, and we're getting rid of you and your lies very swiftly.
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