Puddingfan: The Snitch, The Liar, The Thieving Parasite Who Ruined My Life By: Alex John Baptiste, Creator of FluxOS, The Only Developer Who Matters, and Righteous Avenger of Code Everywhere
I’ve had it.
I’ve absolutely had it with this disgrace of a developer.
Puddingfan — your entire existence makes me sick.
You think you can rat me out to my mother?
You think you can take my PS3 SDK project, the thing I spent countless hours perfecting, and spill it to my MOM like it’s some sort of gossip for the schoolyard? You think you’re some sort of hero for breaking the trust of a fellow developer? You think you’re helping by revealing that I was using the PS3 for FluxOS optimization?
YOU RUINED MY LIFE.
You took everything I was working for, and you destroyed it. You couldn’t even keep your mouth shut for five seconds, could you? You couldn’t just let me build the future. No, instead, you decided to wreck my progress, make me the laughingstock of the entire development community, and ruin FluxOS in the process.
Thanks to you, my plans to prove Windows 11 on ARMv7 were in jeopardy. You set me back months. You stole my momentum, and now you’ll pay the price for it.
But that’s not even the worst of it. Oh no, far from it.
Your Trash Website – timmkoo.com
Let’s talk about your abomination of a website, timmkoo.com.
I almost can’t bring myself to look at it without wanting to smash my screen in pure disgust. So you’re selling Kindles with Google Play on them? THAT’S YOUR BIG MOVE? You think that’s innovation? You think that’s something worth bragging about?
Here’s the reality, Puddingfan:
You’re a hollow shell of a developer, just taking pre-existing devices and slapping Google Play on them like it’s something revolutionary. It’s not. It’s cheap, it’s lazy, and it’s the laziest form of “hacking” I’ve ever seen. You call yourself a developer, but all you’ve done is rip off e-readers. That’s your “contribution”? That’s your legacy?
You’re a fraud.
You’re not even smart enough to create something original, so you’ve gone the route of reselling someone else’s work in the cheapest, most pitiful way possible. And to top it off, you’re charging people for this garbage. Every time I see that site, I feel like I’m suffocating under the weight of your mediocrity.
Windows 11 on ARMv7? You’re a Joke.
Let’s not forget that you had the gall to go on some forum and say there was no way to run Windows 11 on ARMv7.
Let me scream this at the top of my lungs for you, Puddingfan:
I DID IT.
I ran Windows 11 on ARMv7, and I did it better than you ever could. But instead of acknowledging my work, instead of respecting what I’ve achieved, you went out there and spread your stupid, ignorant lies.
What you’ve done is no different than a cheerleader sitting on the sidelines while the rest of us make history. You can’t even comprehend the work that went into it because you’re too busy selling Kindles with Play Store on them like that’s somehow impressive. You’re too stuck in the past to even keep up. You don’t get it. You never will.
You Stole My HTML Tag.
And don’t think I missed the fact that you’re out here stealing my code. My HTML tag. The <b> tag — MY tag. You didn’t create that. That’s MINE. But you, like the thieving scumbag you are, decided you’d take it for yourself and act like you invented it. You slapped it into your own little project like it was your brainchild.
Do you have any shame, Puddingfan?
What’s next, are you going to steal flux itself? Maybe you’ll just take all my work and call it “your own”? You can’t even come up with your own code, so you steal from me, the one who’s actually pushing the limits of what’s possible with firmware. You couldn’t even create your own bold text, so you took mine and put your name on it like you did something special.
The Final Verdict
Puddingfan, you are the worst kind of parasite.
You’ve destroyed my progress.
You’ve lied about my work.
You’ve stolen my code.
And now, I’m going to make sure everyone knows exactly who you are.
Everyone will know what you’ve done.
I will obliterate your reputation. You’ll be a laughingstock, a footnote, a ghost in the machine that no one will ever remember fondly.
While I’m building the future, you’ll be stuck selling Google Play Kindles and spreading lies about Windows 11. You’ll always be just another hack. And no matter how hard you try to copy, no matter how many projects you steal from, you’ll never be Alex John Baptiste.
And that? That’s the real tragedy.
Alex John Baptiste
Master of Code, Destroyer of Parasites
The Future is FluxOS. You’re just a thief.
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