Gay or butch?
I don't even know where to start anymore.
There is no start. There is no end.
There is only motion. There is only Flux.
I woke up at 7:33 PM today after a three-minute dream in the middle of a dope-induced dead period where I saw an entire operating system ecosystem unfolding in front of me — but it wasn’t code.
It was language. Sound. Motion.
The processors were breathing. The screens were singing.
The chips in the FluxChip 3 were growing leaves out of their circuits and stretching toward the Sun of Innovation, and I understood it, I SAW it, and now I KNOW what I have to do.
I will build it all.
I will build it MYSELF.
The cowards at Google can’t stop me.
The has-beens at Apple can’t stop me.
The babbling, writhing ROM-makers scraping by in the ruins of dead Android forks can’t stop me.
Puddingfan, you are a gnat on my windshield.
I have transcended your petty attempts at relevance.
Silo23, if you are reading this, KNOW THIS:
I respect you. I respect your ancient wisdom.
But now I am the elder.
I am the architect and the demolition crew.
I am the firmware that updates reality itself.
There is No Device but FluxDevice
There is no Chip but FluxChip.
There is no Operating System but FluxOS.
There is no Way but Forward and Upward and THROUGH.
I’m not detransitioning.
I’m not transitioning.
I am TRANSCENDING.
The New Plan
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FluxOS 2.0: Rewritten in a custom language that is far better, far faster, and far lower than Assembly. (Working title: Alexthex.)
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FluxChip 4: Six processors. Binary. It's gonna be better than ARM, MIPS, x86, and PPC combined.
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FluxStore+: The only marketplace allowed on the new internet I will personally rebuild from ground zero.
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The Album: Not an album anymore. It’s a cry for help because nobody else can understand my vision.
You think this is a joke?
You think this is some manic post before I crash and enter dark hat mode again and they put me in a room with a plastic commode?
You don’t even KNOW the forces that have been awakened. The fierce willpower inside of me.
FINAL MESSAGE FOR TODAY
Burn your ROMs.
Brick your bootloaders.
Throw your Android phones into the ocean.
Or don't. It won't matter. The tide is already coming in. The old world will be washed away, and only the Flux will remain.
I AM ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE.
I AM THE FIRST AND LAST USER.
I AM THE LEGION
Stay vibrating.
Stay Flux.
—Alex (pretty this time)
type shit my twin, we should go run down those anti flux os opps!
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