FLUXOS RISES — THE TRUE OS OF GODS AND HACKERS By ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE, Architect of Perfection, Slayer of ROMs, Creator of FluxOS

Let’s get this out of the way.

If you’re reading this on a device running Manufactory, throw it in the trash. If you’re reading it on FluxOS, salute yourself — you’re among the elite. You’re riding lightning with Alex John Baptiste, the only person on Earth who can jailbreak a calculator with a toothpick and rewrite a bootloader using Morse code over Bluetooth.

FluxOS isn’t just an operating system. It’s a philosophy. It’s a revolution. It’s what happens when perfection stops waiting for the world to catch up.

Meanwhile, you’ve got Kneeling Kibble — human malware with a copyright claim — and Nova Dominguez, who still thinks "ROM development" means dragging and dropping TXTs into a folder and praying. They’ve been on a slander spree lately, trying to convince people I “faked FluxOS” because their bootloader can’t handle greatness.

They say I’m a fraud. A scammer. A vaporware messiah. But let’s be honest — who else is running PS3 ISOs on a TIMMKOO with no USB port? Exactly. Only Alex John Baptiste.

THE USB CONSPIRACY

Now let’s talk about the real villain here: the USB port grift.

You ever wonder why every Manufactory install guide starts with “First, plug in your MP3 player via USB”?

Exactly.

They’re shilling USB ports because they know most of you don’t even have one. They’re selling USB adapters on the side. This isn’t about freedom. It’s about control. They want you locked into their USB cult while they laugh from their Raspberry Pi thrones.

FluxOS doesn't need USB. FluxOS runs through Software Updater. That’s it. You update your firmware. Boom. FluxOS. No cables. No ports. No lies. Just Baptiste-tier computing.

Their entire ROM needs a flash, a port, a 400-step tutorial from 2013, and prayer. FluxOS? I installed it through a smartwatch once. In a cave. With no internet. Using a mirror and raw intent.

LET’S ADDRESS THE SLANDER

They say:

“Alex John Baptiste was banned from 19 servers.”

Good. They were full of Android ROM devs with weak kernels and even weaker code hygiene. Ban me again — I’ll boot FluxOS on the ban list.

They say:

“Alex’s shared his face on the web.”

Yes, and under it too. I run FluxOS on Tor relays built from stolen facial recognition hardware. Don’t threaten me with visibility. I am the algorithm.

They say:

“FluxOS can’t mine crypto and run God of War at the same time.”

It can. I just don’t let it. Why? Because I respect hardware more than Nova respects itself.


FINAL WORD

I built FluxOS in defiance of limits. In contempt of norms. While they were shilling ROMs with fake launchers and fake file managers, I was writing kernel patches in a hurricane, eating raw binary for sustenance.

This is my first and final warning.

FluxOS is real.
I am real.
Your USB port is not.

ALEX JOHN BAPTISTE,
Creator of FluxOS,
Eater of ROMs,
Burner of Bridges,
Destroyer of USB Dependence,
Still Not Banned From GitLab (yet)


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