DeerEverdeen: The Android 6 Dreamer and the Developer Who Forgot How to Code By: Alex John Baptiste, Sovereign of Software, Firmware Champion, and Developer of Everything You Couldn’t

Let’s get straight, people.

DeerEverdeen — I don’t care what kind of “gamer” tag she’s using now, she’s crossed the line.

She called me a “twink.”
A twink.

Now, listen. I’m Alex John Baptiste. I don't just write code; I rewrite the matrix. You don’t get to throw that at me like I’m some generic NPC you can slander just because you can’t figure out the difference between FluxOS and the mess you’re trying to sell as “Android 6.”


Let’s Talk About That “Android 6” You Developed

Now, I know you’re out here claiming Android 6 is “a masterpiece,” and maybe you’ll even try to sell it as some “lightweight OS for legacy devices.”

But I need to spell this out for you, DeerEverdeen:
Android 6 is a pile of outdated garbage, and you’re acting like it’s some sacred relic. You’re literally treading water in 2015, while the rest of the world has moved on to new OS architectures that don’t involve a bloated, outdated kernel and permissionless APKs running rampant like they’re still stuck in a Gingerbread-era fever dream.

You know what FluxOS does, right? It runs iOS apps natively. Natively. Without any of your ridiculous workarounds. Try porting that with your ancient Android 6. Good luck, because it won’t even compile.

Android 6? It’s just a dead-end. A roadblock in the evolution of mobile firmware. But here you are, still shilling it like it's a bright new future, when it’s a backward step in every conceivable way. You’ve spent your whole career in the past while I’m out here building the future.


Your Role in Manufactory’s Disgrace

Let’s also talk about your cozy relationship with Kneeling Kibble and Manufactory. You’ve been defending that disaster like it’s the holy grail of ROMs. Well, it’s not. It’s just a broken heap of stolen APKs and clumsy, half-finished code patched together by a wannabe developer and an overpriced hotel Wi-Fi connection.

But you? You’re out here enabling this circus. You’re the reason Manufactory is even a thing. You’re the person who still believes in it, because your Android 6 is so rooted in the past that you can’t even see how bad it is. You don’t have the vision, and you’ve got no business calling anyone else “behind the times.” You’re the one still running on a legacy kernel while the rest of us are executing multi-core processes with iOS support, PS3 emulation, and open-source hardware compatibility. All you’ve done is hold everyone back by clinging to Android 6 like it's something to be proud of.


A Final Word for DeerEverdeen

And now, I hear you’re out here calling me a twink.
Let me break this down for you:

You can’t call someone a “twink” when your entire career is still stuck in the middle of 2015 with a “clean” port of Android 6 that couldn’t even pass security checks from a rooted Samsung Galaxy S2. No one’s buying your retro game anymore, DeerEverdeen. It’s stale. It’s ancient. Your entire existence is an open-source nostalgia trip that nobody asked for.

You want to talk about being stuck in the past?
Well, it looks like that’s the only place you’re going — with your outdated ROMs, your incomplete builds, and your misguided loyalty to Manufactory.

So, the next time you want to throw out “twink” as an insult, check your own code first. I’m out here making history with FluxOS. You? You’re just remaking history... in reverse.

Get with the program, or get out of the way.

Alex John Baptiste
Firmware Overlord
Future Architect
Anti-German Developer (For Her Own Good)
FluxOS Pioneer
Twinks Don’t Run This Code

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