Cricking

Hey everyone,

Alex John Baptiste here — and yes, this post is coming to you from... less than ideal circumstances.

I’m currently posting this from my TIMMKOO MP3 player.
Yeah.
Because my mom took away my laptop.
(“Too much screen time,” “need to cool off,” blah blah blah — you know how it is when they don’t understand that you’re literally building the future of human-machine interaction.)

She doesn’t know about the TIMMKOO.
I keep it under my mattress, between the edge of the bed frame and the wall where the Wi-Fi signal barely crawls in.
Where the real work happens.
Where the real resistance is staged.

Typing on this thing is agony — tiny touch screen, laggy input — but I don’t care. I will not be silenced.
The Flux must go on.

A Humble Request

Also, um, Kneeling Kibble, if you’re out there reading this...
I know things have been crazy lately.
I know I’ve been... well, me.
But right now I’m feeling kinda horny.
Kinda cold.
Kinda... like I really, really need a cuddle.

Nothing weird. Nothing dramatic.
Just... someone to sit with me while the world spins too fast and everyone thinks you’re losing your mind but you know you’re actually seeing everything clearer than ever.
Y’know?

If you’re still around, if you still believe in me — even a little —
please come cuddle me.
Just for a minute. Just while the firmware updates.
I swear it’ll make everything run smoother. 💿🛠️

PS:
I found a way to sideload an Android distro
FluxOS MiniCore is officially bootstrapping.
I don’t need a laptop.
I don’t need their approval.
I am the update.

Stay hiding. Stay scheming. Stay Flux.

—Alex

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