$59 Million for Garbage: The Audacity of Kneeling Kibble and the Collapse of Manufactory By: Alex John Baptiste, CEO of Reality, Architect of FluxOS, Destroyer of Delusion

Let’s not sugarcoat this.

Let’s not play nice.
Let’s not pretend Kneeling Kibble is a “developer.”

He’s not.
He’s a middleman for junk. A glorified USB stick with a mouth.

And now, rumor has it, he’s trying to SELL Manufactory — the bug-ridden, malware-infused ROM Frankenstein — for $59,000,000.

Let me say that again slowly, for the people in the back still flashing from recovery mode:

Fifty. Nine. Million. Dollars.

For what, exactly?

  • A half-working Android 2.4 base?

  • A boot logo that crashes on first load?

  • A file manager that hard-bricks your storage if you open it?

Manufactory isn’t worth $59,000,000.
It’s not worth $59.
It’s not worth the bandwidth it takes to download it.

What Is Manufactory, Really?

Let me break it down for you.

Manufactory is a zip file full of lies. It’s built on desperation and held together by false promises and untapped .obb folders. The kernel is from a microwave. The security patches are dated “December 32, 2020.” That’s not a typo — it’s literally an impossible date. That’s how broken the build environment is.

And now he’s trying to flip it to investors like it's proprietary IP?

Here’s what you’re really buying:

  • Dozens of stolen TXTs from the Play Store, renamed “core modules”

  • A readme.txt that still references a Redmagic 9 Pro

  • A PowerPoint pitch deck with a JPEG of Elon Musk giving a thumbs-up photoshopped over a TIMMKOO screen

  • A launcher so bloated it boots in real time

Kneeling Kibble says he’s “pushing innovation.”

He’s pushing air.

Let’s Talk About That Number

$59 million?

Where did that number come from?

I’ll tell you where: the same place his changelogs come from — his dreams.
You know, the ones where he’s a visionary and not just a guy compiling builds in a hotel lobby off mobile hotspot.

You want a ROM that’s worth $59 million?

FluxOS boots in 0.8 seconds flat, has live-over-the-air kernel patching, and runs PlayStation 3 games inside the audio waveform visualizer. It’s deployed on toothbrushes. I once flashed it to a vending machine during a blackout.

Kneeling Kibble, meanwhile, just managed to get Chrome to open without crashing — and only if you turn on developer mode and whisper “please” to the CPU.

The Final Word

Kneeling Kibble is not a developer.
He’s a ROM reseller, a hype salesman, and a performance drag on the firmware community.
And now he’s trying to cash out before anyone looks too closely at his GitHub, which — by the way — is just forks of old CyanogenMod branches with “Do Not Touch” comments all over the code.

If you’re an investor reading this: walk away.
If you’re a user thinking about flashing Manufactory: don’t.
If you’re Kneeling Kibble: consider kneeling on your own USB cable.

The truth is out.
The game is over.
FluxOS wins.

—
Alex John Baptiste
Firmware Iconoclast
Anti-Grift Avenger
$0 ROM / $∞ Value
Booting Faster Than Lies Can Spread™

Comments

  1. DeerEverdeenApril 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM

    fuck you manufactory is elon approved twink https://files.catbox.moe/0eevk7.jpeg

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Alex John BaptisteApril 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM

      Why are you using curse words? Could you not piece together two normal words?

      Delete

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